Awesome quotes by Gerard Way

Awesome quotes by Gerard Way (lead singer of My Chemical Romance)-

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.”

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!”

“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.”

“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”

“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.”

“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!”

“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.”

“Welcome to the new church! Can I get an 'Amen'?”

“One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.”

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular.”

“When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.”

“There have been tours where we hit a different Wal-Mart almost every night.”

“Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...”

“I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag for me because in theory the sun is supposed to kill me”

“If you come to one of our shows then you're a little fucked up. That's okay. We're just as fucked up as you”

“Dumbass, that wan't one of the choices.”

“I'm sick of seeing my face. But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cuz it's MY fuckin' face.”

“This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, motherfucker!”

“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!”

“[Looks at Frank after a show] You know, I was wondering what you were doing over there. I was like, 'What are you doing over here?' Then you kicked me in the balls, and I was like, 'What did I do?'”

“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]”

Ray- "What is a large group of moose? Mooses?"
Mikey- "No way! It's Meesi."
Gerard- "Fuck Off! It's Meese.”